Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Police Report from North Park

The following are a couple of police reports written by the clever Jim Dustin of the Jackson County Star.

Dec 13: a ranch manager on the west side of the county had a chat with some snowmobilers regarding the concept of private property.

Dec 14: the EMT's assisted when a child fell out of a shopping cart.

Dec 14: a motorist driving over Cameron Pass and down into Jackson County was confronted with numerous curves along Highway 14. He failed to make the first one; passersby helped.

Dec 14: motorists were faced with a prickly problem when they encountered a rather large porcupine in the middle of Highway 125 south of Walden. Officers summoned the DOW.

1 comment:

Genevieve Netz said...

I used to make my sister-in-law mail me a weekly column that their small-town Kansas newspaper published. It was written by one of the policemen, and he had a gift for putting drama into the smallest of incidents (while never revealing any names, of course.) It was amusing.